Unnecessary steak? (I think not)

500g of pure Sirloin. No problem.

Last Friday Tillie was kind enough to pick up my steak from Macken Bros in Turnham Green. I requested a thick cut of Sirloin weighing no less than 500g. She called me from the shop saying that the butcher was refusing to cut me such a large steak as it was gross and unecesary. When I replied asking him to keep his opinion to himself and cut my steak as I requested, he said to Tillie “I bet your husband doesn’t have a 32 inch waist”. “No I don’t, it’s 34 inches” I lied back to him.

Needless to say I got my steak the way I wanted it. We ate round Saggy’s in the evening and I cooked the meat on her barbecue on the balcony. I nearly killed myself in the process however, as her little man Rafa had switched on the gas beforehand, so when I threw a match into the grill a flame the size of a small car erupted from within it, singeing my facial hair and initiating the Maillard reaction in some style.

The meal was delicious nonetheless and despite the warnings from the butcher I nailed the meat in record time. Easy peasy.